January 2012
gayforlindseyway:
girl look at that body
girl look at that body
girl look at that body
i work out
32 minutes left for us west coasters~
let’s go i need this year to be over already
thank you Carl Sagan~
I’m not joking on that Carl Sagan thing tho
i was like five when my dad started making me watch Cosmos omfg
last year phys science was easy shit lol
snailgirl:
hello west coast
it is i
east coast
from the future
omg hi
jesus-urie:
actually jon this joke was so last year
3 tags
When something from the radar is something actually relevant to my life omfg
1 tag
I have so much respect for Ray Toro it isn't even...
whydoestheworldhatemeso:
I mean if I ever meet this man I will bring a mirror, hold it in front of his face so he’s looking at his reflection and say “Do you see the amazingness? Because I do.” He is seriously so amazing at guitar. He’s my idol. He’s totally amazing on stage, he can pull off amazing solos and he’s one of the sweetest people in the whole world. Does he not realize how awesome he...
exfriend:
wow now that its 2012 i’m a whole new person
fronkiero:
hilaryskank:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
hoshaway:
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
Mom: What would you do if a stranger pulled up in a van and offered to take you away?
Me: Say no! I'd probably run away.
Mom: That's good. What if the stranger was playing MCR?
Me: *takes a little longer to respond* I'd still say no.
Mom: What if Gerard Way pulled up in a van and offered to take you away?
Me: I'D JUMP IN AND NEVER COME BACK OMG.
Mom: *sigh*
My dad is a goofball to be quite honest. Lol.
Whenever I do something my dad is proud of and thinks is awesome, he claims “HEY CARMEN, MY DAUGHTER TOOK AFTER MEEEEEEEEE” repeatedly until she acknowledges he said it.
Had to go run an errand for my dad~
he spilled coffee on this thing and i had to go get a new one~
December 2011
there’s construction work here and the truck almost ran into our wall i was legitly going to run the hell away omg
I abuse my twitter account omfg
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
oldjimmy:
but where’s the fun in being obsessed with bands if you don’t make fun of them
thinkofthegunstheysell:
Actually Jon there’s no good reason that these tables are numbered Brendon just likes to fuck with you